i don’t own one!! lmao one time when i was younger and first shopping for bras i picked one off the shelf cos i didn’t know any better and they had all the cool patterns whereas the regular bras were all boring and my mom (who is a much smaller woman than i) looked at it, looked at me, and said “why do you need that? you don’t. you already have what it’s trying to give. put it back” she said it so laughingly/mockingly that i have yet to attempt to buy another one. rip. 

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