today i learned that tomatoes didn’t exist in italy until, like, the 1500s. also, chocolate didn’t exist in switzerland until right before 1700. the gd PRESSURE COOKER was invented before chocolate got to most of europe.

anyway i turn 20 tomorrow and the inherent sense of losing my youth is crippling but it’s whatever because time literally isn’t real. 

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  3. maybemight said: Yoooo happy birthday today I turn 20!! Crazy
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