#NAPOLEON BONAPARTES DICK ALSO LIVES IN PRESENT DAY NJ   #THE GUY WHO WAS DOING THE POST-DEATH STUFF HAAAATEDDDD NAPOLEON   #SO HE CUT OFF HIS DICK   #AND I THINK IT WAS LIKE   #PASSED DOWN THRU GENERATIONS   #AND THEY NOW LIVE LIKE TWO TOWNS OVER FROM ME   #THE DUDE IS A DENTIST   #WE ALMOST TOOK A FIELD TRIP FOR ME AP EURO CLASS   #BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SELL THE ACADEMIC MERIT OF GOING TO SEE NAPOLEONS DICK   #HAHAHAHAHAH THE TRUE DICKTATOR OF FRANCE   #DHSJFKSKFKEKFKEOF OK THE MORE U KNOW   #THESE ARE REAL FACTS I SHIT U NOT   #THEYRE FOR THE MUSICAL IM GOING TO WRITE BEFORE I DIE   #OK I HOPE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY READS THESE TAGS BC THIS INFO IS TOO GOOD NOT TO GO TO WASTE   #I LOVE NEW JERSEY   #omg wait im reading an article on it now   #apparently the autopsy guy sold it to a priest who passed it down   #before it was bought from. an art museum   #FOR THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS   #IDK HOW MUCH A DICK IS SUPPOSED TO COST BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT DOESNT SEEM LIKE MUCH   #HOW DO U PROPERLY PRICE A DICK!!!!!