college is wild and higher ed is a joke but for very unexpected reasons. me and the people i TA with are in a snapchat group called ASTRONOBITCHES (caps included). my french prof told me to get a boyfriend and a girlfriend while studying abroad because “there’s only so much we can teach you!”. one time my history prof just wrote “AAAAH” as a comment on my paper. ive played dungeons and dragons with a theatre professor. nothing is real. you do you.