Olivia Rodrigo ‘Sour’ Album Photoshoot (2021)
anyone ever have mono?? just told me I can’t smooch my boy for a month…. I’m a few weeks into this and he already had it…. did anyone (ahem) disobey their doctors orders?? just curious!!
Olivia Rodrigo ‘Sour’ Album Photoshoot (2021)
anyone ever have mono?? just told me I can’t smooch my boy for a month…. I’m a few weeks into this and he already had it…. did anyone (ahem) disobey their doctors orders?? just curious!!
Josh Lyman | The West Wing (1999-2006)
chaotic character study 8/?
I almost definitely have mono LMAO universe saw me havin a hot girl summer and said no❤️
i miss school
heres the sitch sis: men don’t deserve rights, but sometimes they have earned a smooch
no offense but a year ago my parents had to stage an intervention about how sad i was because i kept going on 4+ hour drives where I would just park 10 minutes away and cry and cry and cry……. and today I got burritos with my boyfriend after work (bc im EMPLOYED!) and we ate them on the riverside overlooking manhattan at sunset
yesterday i
-put deposit down on an apartment
-picked up keys
-popped champagne
-had good sex
today i
-was told the lady im leasing from has to back out and return my deposit; am once again sol
-think im developing a uti
like… what the hell
patriarchy: bad, gross, awful, ubiquitous
my boi anyway: let’s have a picnic then ill make you cocktails while you sit in my parents’ massage chair and then you pick the show and ill cuddle you AND my mom’s dragon squishmellow
Some of you need to realize that a woman doing something kind for a male partner is not always a sign of her own oppression wtf
Me: hey babe I picked up coffee for us on my way home
Someone who has literally never touched grass: QUEEN HE DOESNT DESERVE IT - YOU ARE NOT HIS SLAVE - THE FACT YOU CANT SEE THIS MAKES YOU A TRADWIFE - GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
Some of you are falling for the radfem rhetoric that because the patriarchy exists no individual man could be a decent human being or deserving of kindness
what’s a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs
i missed a work meeting bc i was so focused on something else……. anyone have a shovel? it’s time to dig my own grave!
feel very heavy tonight. i dunno
people this boy ive been on two dates with and i have weirdly found we have in common:
-my best friend’s longtime family friend is his high school ex
-my high school English teacher’s wife is his mom’s best friend
-said english teachers daughter went to elementary/middle school with him…… and high school with me
-his roommate (who he’s known since he was six) met one of my best friends on saturday at a completely unrelated to us rooftop event
why is the world…………. simply so small
spent the night on the second date. had an EXCELLENT time. mom found out and called me a slut. sorry yer daughter FUCKS, lady!!!!!! my condolences