anyone ever have mono?? just told me I can’t smooch my boy for a month…. I’m a few weeks into this and he already had it…. did anyone (ahem) disobey their doctors orders?? just curious!!

I almost definitely have mono LMAO universe saw me havin a hot girl summer and said no❤️

i miss school

heres the sitch sis: men don’t deserve rights, but sometimes they have earned a smooch

no offense but a year ago my parents had to stage an intervention about how sad i was because i kept going on 4+ hour drives where I would just park 10 minutes away and cry and cry and cry……. and today I got burritos with my boyfriend after work (bc im EMPLOYED!) and we ate them on the riverside overlooking manhattan at sunset

yesterday i

-put deposit down on an apartment

-picked up keys

-popped champagne

-had good sex

today i

-was told the lady im leasing from has to back out and return my deposit; am once again sol

-think im developing a uti

like… what the hell

patriarchy: bad, gross, awful, ubiquitous

my boi anyway: let’s have a picnic then ill make you cocktails while you sit in my parents’ massage chair and then you pick the show and ill cuddle you AND my mom’s dragon squishmellow

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Some of you need to realize that a woman doing something kind for a male partner is not always a sign of her own oppression wtf

Me: hey babe I picked up coffee for us on my way home

Someone who has literally never touched grass: QUEEN HE DOESNT DESERVE IT - YOU ARE NOT HIS SLAVE - THE FACT YOU CANT SEE THIS MAKES YOU A TRADWIFE - GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

Some of you are falling for the radfem rhetoric that because the patriarchy exists no individual man could be a decent human being or deserving of kindness

amarveloustune:

what’s a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

i missed a work meeting bc i was so focused on something else……. anyone have a shovel? it’s time to dig my own grave!

feel very heavy tonight. i dunno

people this boy ive been on two dates with and i have weirdly found we have in common:

-my best friend’s longtime family friend is his high school ex

-my high school English teacher’s wife is his mom’s best friend

-said english teachers daughter went to elementary/middle school with him…… and high school with me

-his roommate (who he’s known since he was six) met one of my best friends on saturday at a completely unrelated to us rooftop event

why is the world…………. simply so small

spent the night on the second date. had an EXCELLENT time. mom found out and called me a slut. sorry yer daughter FUCKS, lady!!!!!! my condolences